Anonymous asked: girlfriend you bring out the inner gangsta in me. YA HEAR?? wow if my parents saw that they'd immediately pull me out of MIT.
Anonymous asked: I have been sent from the future back in time to give you this piece of advice: take the leaves from the top of a pineapple and keep them with you at all times. It will eventually stop the robot zombie belieber apocalypse which will kill us all.
Anonymous asked: Y U insult us at the top of your Tumblr?
Anonymous asked: omo, i love your twitter, although some of the stuff you tweet makes me worry about you. i also like how you obsess over rice. i do too keke~ <3 good luck in college :3 not like you need it though, really. "You see, I wanted to go to an Ivy League school, but I'm not really interested in plants." saranghae oppa <3
Anonymous asked: OH MAH GAH. YOU SAY YOU'RE FROM TEXAS BUT YO TWITTER SAYS ENGLAND. WHICH IN THE SHIZZ IS IT?!?!
Anonymous asked: My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
Anonymous asked: yo yo yo yo yo yo wats up on the shizzel bahizzel off the shizzel?
Anonymous asked: When's your birthday Gary?
milkteameiko asked: Marry me. ♥
Anonymous asked: i want to make sweet sweet love to you.
Anonymous asked: You shouldn't be so self-deprecating all the time. You seem too interesting and lovely.
Anonymous asked: so don't be creeped out or anything but...I'M SITTING ON YOUR BED BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW.
It gets better.
Anonymous asked: how many people are you GOING TO MARRY??!?!?!?!?!?!?! because if there's no limitation, sign me up on the list.
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite book and why?
Anonymous asked: so...i just met you. and this is crazy. WHY IN THE HAIL AREN'T YOU ON THE WORLD SEXIEST LIST BOII???? mmhmmm cuz you is dang sexually sexy. YOU SEXY PIECE OF SEX YOU
Anonymous asked: you might be the best person alive since spencer shay. UNLESS YOU'RE LAME AND DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS.
Anonymous asked: Wow what part of Texas do you live in? :o I live in Austin. ^.^
Anonymous asked: why you like people from England so much?
Anonymous asked: are you related to kim jong-il
Anonymous asked: i find you sexually attractive.
Anonymous asked: RICE SUCKS
Anonymous asked: Your Madonna tweets make you look dumb
Anonymous asked: OMFG YOU LIVE IN TEXAS SO DO I LUV MEEE PLEASEEE~~
Anonymous asked: omg do you live in london? and are you by any chance going st doms 6th form college???? omg
Anonymous asked: WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH?! COME TO TEXAS, MARRY ME
Anonymous asked: How many pounds of rice do you eat in a day? 10? 12? 15?
Anonymous asked: This piece is entitled 'My First Noodles.' ~When i was 6, my mum decided i was old enough to eat noodles. They were delicious. Anyway, I washed it down with a glass of lemonade, and after i needed to pee. So i went to the toilet, whipped my wang out, and waited. Then a single noodle slithered out of my penis. It didnt fall, it came up to my face, and whispered in my ear 'no one will...
indietwat: cuntfeelings: raven omg ya nasty Best thing ever.
Anonymous asked: Marry me.
Anonymous asked: Do you, by any chance, enjoy eating cereal with a fork?