July 2012
78 posts
Jul 1st
20,895 notes
Anonymous asked: girlfriend you bring out the inner gangsta in me. YA HEAR?? wow if my parents saw that they'd immediately pull me out of MIT.
Jul 1st
Anonymous asked: I have been sent from the future back in time to give you this piece of advice: take the leaves from the top of a pineapple and keep them with you at all times. It will eventually stop the robot zombie belieber apocalypse which will kill us all.
Jul 1st
Anonymous asked: Y U insult us at the top of your Tumblr?
Jul 1st
1 note
June 2012
112 posts
Anonymous asked: omo, i love your twitter, although some of the stuff you tweet makes me worry about you. i also like how you obsess over rice. i do too keke~ <3 good luck in college :3 not like you need it though, really. "You see, I wanted to go to an Ivy League school, but I'm not really interested in plants." saranghae oppa <3
Jun 30th
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Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: OH MAH GAH. YOU SAY YOU'RE FROM TEXAS BUT YO TWITTER SAYS ENGLAND. WHICH IN THE SHIZZ IS IT?!?!
Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: yo yo yo yo yo yo wats up on the shizzel bahizzel off the shizzel?
Jun 29th
Anonymous asked: When's your birthday Gary?
Jun 29th
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milkteameiko asked: Marry me. ♥
Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: i want to make sweet sweet love to you.
Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: You shouldn't be so self-deprecating all the time. You seem too interesting and lovely.
Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: so don't be creeped out or anything but...I'M SITTING ON YOUR BED BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW.
Jun 28th
It gets better.
Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Anonymous asked: how many people are you GOING TO MARRY??!?!?!?!?!?!?! because if there's no limitation, sign me up on the list.
Jun 28th
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Anonymous asked: What's your favorite book and why?
Jun 28th
3 notes
Jun 27th
16,395 notes
Anonymous asked: so...i just met you. and this is crazy. WHY IN THE HAIL AREN'T YOU ON THE WORLD SEXIEST LIST BOII???? mmhmmm cuz you is dang sexually sexy. YOU SEXY PIECE OF SEX YOU
Jun 27th
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Anonymous asked: you might be the best person alive since spencer shay. UNLESS YOU'RE LAME AND DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS.
Jun 27th
Anonymous asked: Wow what part of Texas do you live in? :o I live in Austin. ^.^
Jun 27th
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Anonymous asked: why you like people from England so much?
Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Anonymous asked: are you related to kim jong-il
Jun 27th
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Anonymous asked: i find you sexually attractive.
Jun 27th
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Anonymous asked: RICE SUCKS
Jun 27th
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Anonymous asked: Your Madonna tweets make you look dumb
Jun 27th
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Anonymous asked: OMFG YOU LIVE IN TEXAS SO DO I LUV MEEE PLEASEEE~~
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Anonymous asked: omg do you live in london? and are you by any chance going st doms 6th form college???? omg
Jun 26th
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Anonymous asked: WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH?! COME TO TEXAS, MARRY ME
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Anonymous asked: How many pounds of rice do you eat in a day? 10? 12? 15?
Jun 25th
7 notes
Anonymous asked: This piece is entitled 'My First Noodles.' ~When i was 6, my mum decided i was old enough to eat noodles. They were delicious. Anyway, I washed it down with a glass of lemonade, and after i needed to pee. So i went to the toilet, whipped my wang out, and waited. Then a single noodle slithered out of my penis. It didnt fall, it came up to my face, and whispered in my ear 'no one will...
Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Anonymous asked: Marry me.
Jun 24th
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Jun 23rd
141,444 notes
Anonymous asked: Do you, by any chance, enjoy eating cereal with a fork?
Jun 23rd
5 notes